mmumble for X

Voice typing on X without the press-release punctuation

Still the loudest text platform on the internet. mmumble is an AI voice keyboard for iPhone that handles X's short-form register, niche proper nouns, and the lowercase-if-you-write-lowercase posting style

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mmumble used in X

Why voice typing in X hurts today

X is punchlines, takes, in-jokes, screenshots-with-quote-tweets. Apple Dictation punctuates every post like a press release, capitalizes the start of every sentence, strips the irony, and mangles the names of every band, journalist, researcher, and meme account the platform runs on. The voice that makes the post is the first thing dictation kills.

How mmumble handles X

Short-form register preserved. Lowercase stays lowercase. Proper nouns from the niches you post in come through. The voice the post needed is the same voice that came out of your mouth.

Post 3x faster
on glass

The take is best when fresh. Voice typing posts it before the moment passes

iPhone keyboard 50 wpm
the thing i keep coming back to about the current state of social platforms is that nobody is really competing on the writing anymore, the entire surface area is about either pictures or videos or short reactive takes to other people's short reactive takes. the closest thing we have to a place where the writing is the product is bluesky which is much smaller and substack which is paywalled. the absence of a mainstream surface where people are rewarded for putting actual sentences together is doing something to the way we all think and i don't have a clean answer to it but it bothers me more than it should · 
mmumble 150 wpm
the thing i keep coming back to about the current state of social platforms is that nobody is really competing on the writing anymore, the entire surface area is about either pictures or videos or short reactive takes to other people's short reactive takes. the closest thing we have to a place where the writing is the product is bluesky which is much smaller and substack which is paywalled. the absence of a mainstream surface where people are rewarded for putting actual sentences together is doing something to the way we all think and i don't have a clean answer to it but it bothers me more than it should · 

Yes, in every language
you post in

99+ languages, lowercase if you write lowercase, with the proper nouns the platform runs on

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What it looks like

Posting a quick take

You say

"the move from twitter to bluesky for some people and threads for others has been the most interesting fragmentation of an online culture i can remember"

mmumble types

the move from Twitter to Bluesky for some people and Threads for others has been the most interesting fragmentation of an online culture I can remember

Quote-tweet reply

You say

"this is the most galaxy brain take i've seen this week, respectfully insane"

mmumble types

this is the most galaxy brain take I've seen this week, respectfully insane

DM reply

You say

"yeah i saw, the thread is unhinged in the best way"

mmumble types

yeah i saw, the thread is unhinged in the best way

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